Are you cussin’ me?

April 3, 2 p.m. Memorial Union

A report of concern about comments exchanged between employees.

Doin’ alright?

April 3, 5:25 p.m. Living Learning Center

A welfare check was conducted on a student who didn’t show up to class.

Not smoke, steam. From the steamed clams

April 3, 7:19 p.m. LLC

A fire alarm was activated after someone burned food.

Don’t burn the hand that feeds you

April 3, 11:40 p.m. LLC

A student burned their hand while cooking. The student refused an ambulance. It was not reported whether they were cooking hamburgers.

You’re under arrest!

April 5, 12:18 a.m. 1700 SW Medford Ave.

A person was arrested on a warrant.

Quit snooping

April 6, 3:40 a.m. Lincoln Hall

A suspicious person was in the office assistant area and checking drawers. The investigation continues.

I’ve got nothing to hide

April 6, 9:58 a.m. Lincoln Hall

Drug paraphernalia and alcohol seized after a consent search was conducted.

A little too early for 420

April 6, 1:58 p.m. Lincoln Hall

A smell of marijuana was coming from the bathroom. No one was located at the scene.

Watch your stuff

April 6, 3:11 p.m. Yager Stadium

A backpack was taken after being mislaid. Property was recovered but the investigation continues.

Still too early for 420

April 7, 1:51 a.m. 1700 block of SW Washburn Avenue

A traffic stop led to the discovery of marijuana and drug paraphernalia, which were seized. The suspect was cited and released.

Watch your step

April 7, 12:48 p.m. Memorial Union

A student tripped down the stairs and injured their ankle. They refused an ambulance.

Stinky, stanky car

April 8, 4:22 a.m. Parking Lot 2

A suspicious vehicle was found with a marijuana odor present. The suspect was cited for possession of marijuana and paraphernalia and released.

Medical emergency

April 9, 8:36 a.m. Washburn Tech

A student was having seizures and transported to St. Francis by ambulance.

Not your average traffic stop

April 9, 8:15 p.m. 1900 block of SW Washburn Avenue

A traffic stop revealed a driver with a suspended license and an arrest warrant. The person was arrested and transported to the department of corrections.

Fake ID

April 12, 3:33 p.m. Morgan Hall

A subject was found to be in possession of another person’s license.

Another warrant, another arrest

April 12, 4:06 p.m. Parking Lot 2

A person was located and arrested on an outstanding warrant.

The toilet paper roll goes over, not under

Lincoln Hall

A physical altercation between roommates was reported from March 28.

Tampon tampering

April 12, 10:56 p.m. Petro Allied Health Center

Vandalism to a female hygiene product dispenser was reported.

Just say no

April 13, 1:50 a.m. Parking Lot 4

Subjects were cited for possession of marijuana, paraphernalia and a suspended license. Served a Notice to Leave and released.

More warrants, more arrests

April 16, 10:07 a.m. Parking Lot 1

Someone was obstructing traffic. The person was arrested on a warrant and given a Notice to Leave.

Second emergency

April 16, 12:56 p.m. Petro Allied Health Center

A student was having seizures and transported to Stormont Vail by ambulance.

Intruder alert

April 16, 8:34 p.m. Maintenance Facility

A motion alarm in the northeast part of the build was activated. The building was secured.