It’s 5 o’clock somewhere

March 29, 9:57 a.m. 1313 SW 21st St.

An intoxicated person was reported and transported by ambulance.

I fought the law and the law won

March 30, 12:07 p.m. 1675 SW 18th St.

A person was cited for trespassing and interfering with law enforcement. They were booked into the jail on a warrant.

Can’t catch a break in the clink

March 30, 1:30 p.m. 501 E 8th St.

A person located at Shawnee County Department of Corrections was issued a notice to leave based on a prior incident at Washburn.

Just no

March 30, 2 p.m. 1801 SW Washburn Ave.

A domestic battery was reported. The investigation continues.

Mysterious fraternizing

March 30, 4:08 p.m. 1810 SW Mulvane St.

A disturbance was reported at the Phi Delta Theta house. The suspect was not located.

Not “2” high of a priority

March 31, 4:58 p.m. 1700 SW College Ave.

A priority 2 alarm was tripped. Alarm was reset.

You’re not fooling anyone

April 1, 9:18 p.m. 19th Street and Jewell Avenue

A driver committed a stop sign violation, was discovered to have a suspended license and no insurance. The driver was cited and released