When are you going to learn?

12:38 a.m. Sept. 4. A report was made from Lincoln Hall. An individual reported the odor of marijuana. 

Always check your mirrors in the parking lot.

12:10 p.m. Sept. 4. A report was made from parking lot 7 at Washburn. A non-injury accident occurred.

Don’t drive with drugs in your car. It is not going to end well.

8:04 p.m. Sept. 4. A report was made from parking lot 2 at Washburn. A traffic stop occurred, resulting in a search of the vehicle. Marijuana was found.

Domestic battery

12:00 a.m. Sept. 5. A report was made from Lincoln Hall. A domestic battery occurred.

Rule 1 of Fight Club: Don’t talk about fight club

12:31 a.m. Sept. 5. A report was made from Linclon Hall. An organized boxing match between roommates occurred.

Information only

1:01 a.m. Sept. 5. A report was made from Lincoln Hall. A verbal dispute between a boyfriend and girlfriend occurred.

Information only

1:48 p.m. Sept. 5. A report was made from Morgan Hall. A report of Facebook harassment was made.

Please read the instructions on the package

3:33 p.m. Sept. 5. The fire alarm smoke detector was set off at Lincoln Hall. The cause of the alarm is unknown.

Medical report

6:20 p.m. Sept. 5. A report was made from Yager Stadium. A subject overheated and refused medical treatment. 

STOP BURNING THE POPCORN PEOPLE!

2:16 a.m. Sept. 6. The fire alarm smoke detector was set off at the LLC. The alarm was set off due to burnt popcorn.

Sexual assault

8:15 a.m. Sept. 6. A report was made from Morgan Hall. A third hand report of sexual battery was made.

Edited by Jason Morrison, Adam White, Jessica Galvin